Nathan

He’s a real fuck professor. This dude’s wiener is, like, really big, like, you would think he has two or three penises. Yeah. Yeah! And, like, everyone loves him and wants to do him for his hot bod. But, more importantly, he has an empathetic attitude, a curious and open mind, the heart of a poet, and will show the depths of feelings in the rare moments he’s not jizzing giant loads of cum on his many lovers. He’s got a bunch of houses and cars and money and books and art and shit like that but he hides it well because he’s very humble. Looks-wise, a solid 7.3/10.

I know Nathan. He’s probably boning a thousand supermodels right now. I’m Matt, and I’m not.

by theaccuratedefiner November 23, 2021

Pulling a Nathan

The action of cutting your competition off in the final 100 meters of a track mile, thus prohibiting them from having the opportunity to make a move and win the race.

That bum cut me off at the end of the race!

Yeah man, he really was Pulling a Nathan on you.

by Mile specialist April 12, 2023

Nathan

Nathan is my boyfriend and I love him with all my heart, he has a lot of qualities and a lot of faults but even his faults have become qualities in my eyes, he is super intelligent omg (his big brain is too sexy, i love when he gets me wrong), he loves strategy games like chess, he is always there for his friends, you can ask him any favor he will always say yes because he is a love, he is too generous and super anxious because of his studies, he's a league of legends fanatic (don't touch his video game or else die). (Girls if you find a cute Nathan in a red cap don't go near him or else you will die).

- However,
1 person : - man, he hasn't answered me for 3 hours! :(.
2 person : - that's normal girl, it's Nathan. (no message, no call).

by MiMi1999 November 22, 2021

Nathan

He’s hot and knows how to play baseball. Scared to date because you don’t know how attach your gonna get. Cannot swim well can barley swim.

Nathan is so good a baseball

by Dezie May 22, 2022

Nathan

Nathan is trash at pokemon

Did you see that Nathan he is so bad at Pokémon

by Kill all nathans April 5, 2019

Nathan A.

A kid who is actually sped and is addicted to weed.

Hi I’m nathan a. I’m smoking weed. Dur dur dur.

by Hoe. January 16, 2020

Nathan

Someone who is confident and powerful man. he is caring towards everything however if you say or do anything mean he will come for you and hurt you, so watch out. he can be strong and powerful when he has his women on his side. he will always try his hardest to make you happy but if you are not close to him, he will not care at all and push you away.

and THE POTATO MASTER

and is very sexy

person 1: omg his going to kill me

person 2: who nathan

person 1: yeah
person 2: ha your fucked

by He Wolf November 12, 2020