Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
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Person 1: "ahaha horsepower"
Person 2: "what??"
*inside joke is explained*
Person 2: I don't get it
Person 1: it's an inside joke
Person 2: "what??"
*inside joke is explained*
Person 2: I don't get it
Person 1: it's an inside joke
by imBDS December 20, 2019
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Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
by MegaP143 May 29, 2017
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y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"
by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
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A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023
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