cookie nipples

nipples that are exedingly round, somewhat like a cookie, some, like toni's, are the same color as her tit.

scotty: hey last nite toni got her tits out at the skate park
Gteam: were they good
scotty: no they had cookie nipples
all: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wicky: i have no spleen

by Gumby131 May 23, 2006

Pepperoni Nipples

A flat-chested female with huge areolas

Those Pepperoni Nipples on Jen had me buggin', I had to have a shot just to chill.

by Daknow January 1, 2008

nipples

can be inverted, of many shapes and sizes,colors and textures, soft or wrinkley (if over the age of 60), usually attached to a mouth. can be compared to a loonie, with a raisin sitting on top. can be tweaked, rubbed, even pulled. (or pushed)

the nipples of her(his) salami titties pressed against a window p.s purple areolas with one lone hair

by cpt.n.tweak November 9, 2006

nipple juice

the white liquid substance that you drink with your milk and cookies late at night. Milk its that good shit!!! quenching as a motherbitcher on a hot sunday morning.

ssssssuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkk iiitttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you eating thos chocolate chip cookies and you are reall thirst and your thinh you could use some milk, you dont see any milk in the fridge. but what you do see is ur girls hard nipple just poking out, you get lured into them like a fat kid to cake, then at the last moment you pounce on those dirty hard nipples like a fucken tiger and you get some of the nipple juice.

now thats what im talking about negro!!! bark bark!!!!

by ur moms hairy nipple February 19, 2005

nipple giblets

1) bumpy nipples
2) ass-berries on the chest
3) a gravy made by cumming on a woman's breast

1) This weather is giving me some nipple giblets.
2) After I took a dump on her chest, I noticed that my turd created nipple giblets.
3) She rubbed my mister until it shot her in the breast with a white lazer beam. She then needed to clean her nipple giblets.

by Oscar "the queefing crab monster" October 29, 2007

nipple trajectory

1.) A method of assessing sudden changes in temperature instantaneously by visually (or physically) analyzing the level of hardness(Mohs Scale), angle (preferably in radians), shape, and in odd cases smell, of the nipples.

2.) A sixth sense which detects danger, specifically rape.

n. nipple trajectory
pl. nipple trajector(ies)

1.) My nipple trajectory indicated an oncoming snow storm; I better head inside.

2.) As I walked down the the dark alley, my nipple trajectory activated as the mustached man started to tail me.

by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles March 2, 2010

Pumpkin Nipple.

An enlarged puffy aerola on a woman's breast with a disporportinately large nipple. The end result looks like the top of a pumpkin.

"Last night, I was with this chick. I took off her bra, and staring me in the face were the biggest pair of Pumpkin Nipples I have ever seen!"

"This shirt is chafing so much, it's giving me a Pumpkin Nipple."

by TheUnhipster December 4, 2009