A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.
John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!
by Lyle Richard August 13, 2005
Get the muffin fightermug. 
The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..
Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"
by Nick Purpura March 14, 2009
Get the The Double Muffin mug. by Whoevertypedthatbsup August 19, 2017
Get the cuck muffinmug. 1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.
2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.
2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.
"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"
"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."
"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."
by Gorman 1st floor May 16, 2008
Get the road muffinmug. Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.
JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?
by City Pete January 31, 2006
Get the Breakfast Muffinmug. by Brazilianboy2k7 November 17, 2007
Get the Fagg Muffinmug.