road muffin

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

by Gorman 1st floor May 16, 2008

Muffin Waist

What happens when a fat person if wearing a shirt that is to small for them.

Like how muffins overflow their case and flop over the side, the person's fat flops over the top of their trousers to create a muffin-like appearance.

Person 1: She bent over and the fat was drooping like a muffin!

Person 2: Eww! Muffin Waist!

by Kellan Fisher September 30, 2009

Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.

After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!

by Wakkers May 26, 2010

The Double Muffin

The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..

Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"

by Nick Purpura March 14, 2009

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

tinted muffin

a faggot. person who prefers their own gender. total creepy face.

"Dude, Travis just bought some gay porn, he is such a tinted muffin!"

by xxxheraldface December 4, 2007

Fagg Muffin

A word used to call someone a fagget.

Nico is a Fagg Muffin!

by Brazilianboy2k7 November 17, 2007