good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning.

Good morning.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

Morning thunder

An incredibly loud, deep, and sexy fart that a person blasts in the morning

I let out some stinky morning thunder today.

by Goyangi August 9, 2025

morning

Period from 06:00 (6:00 am) until 12:00 (12:00 pm).

Morning.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

morning

Sunshine period between sunrise and midday.

Morning.

by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025