the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences
by momfingers March 02, 2022
You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021
milf-christian&tim
by christianissussypoopoo July 28, 2021
A middle age women who hold esoteric spiritual beliefs like new age, yin yan, tai chi, acupuncture, auras, druid, Hinduism(but she is born in america or europe), crystal healing, holistic medicine, ghost, quantum mysticism, etc. She seems zen and calm, but she talks to non believer with contempt and try to sell you crystals and essential oils. She is probably a fan of Spirit Science on YouTube. She probably believe in qanon and illuminati too.
My aunt is always clam and zen, her house is full of crystal and incense and always bless me with positive energy. she is a bit cringe tho. She is a crystal mom.
by coffecrispaddict August 21, 2023
Fancy word for vagina
by snuffomega September 21, 2019
The state of a door being almost-but-not-quite-closed. Usually this is done to your bedroom door by your mother when she leaves, hence the term "mom door".
Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me
by retrofutureman November 15, 2018
a exaggerating word, or something i don't know.. mostly used as a mom joke..??
(istg if someone says "ur mom" again i might go nuts and rip off all my hair)
(istg if someone says "ur mom" again i might go nuts and rip off all my hair)
by flayie June 27, 2023