matthew kang

A good friend but can get crazy. Generally has ADHD so will get off task easily. If he doesn't have his morning pills he will eat cheerios with water, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and oranges.

"Eww did matthew kang really eat that"
"Matthew did you take your pills today?!"

by Siggety Diggety Doo February 28, 2019

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019

Matthew

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.

Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.

by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--

Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*

by anonymous March 8, 2019

Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.

Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!

by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is the sweetest most generous guy you will meet. Matthews I am known to have the greatest hair and the cutest smile’s, seeing a Matthews smile or make everything better in just second. He’s tall and handsome with the best hair and best body. Matthews make the best boyfriends, they might be known as players but all they need is unconditional love for them to know that you won’t leave them. Once a Matthew finds THE ONE he’ll go out of his way to let her know that she’s the only one for him. You have to be very patient with Matthew, he’s sensitive about a lot of things but he never means any harm. Matthews also make the best partners in bed they are known for their hot body and amazing skills.

Matthew has the cutest smile it makes my heart glow

Matthew so cute he isn’t even doing anything and my heart is jumping with joy

by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019

Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.

Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.

by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019