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Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
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not the machine

a retarded meme of a kid with autism named kaylob saying words such as "not the machine" "lets hide" hey you" "again" over complextro music that became popular amongst the sANDBOX gmod community
alphapro99: NOT THE MACHINE OUT NOW!!!!
me: shut the fuck up that song is retarded as hell
by barrysgod December 1, 2023
mugGet the not the machinemug.

bondo machine

A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.
Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.
by uggamugga99 November 13, 2017
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moo machine

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket
by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025
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Green Machine

When you take a green smoothie and rub it on your body and drink it off of you
Damn my cock taste good after a Green Machine
by CREAMSTER69 September 6, 2021
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machine gun

When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.
Shotgun!

Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!
by One cable guy March 29, 2017
mugGet the machine gunmug.

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995
To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”
by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024
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