Gay Math

A version of math that dictates:
Socks+socks= not gay
No socks + no socks= not gay (double negative)
Socks+ no socks=gay
Odd numbers=gay
Even numbers= not gay

Single=gay

Since there is one universe Gay Math would dictate that the entire universe is gay

by Pussymilf42069asscum March 5, 2024

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Math

The worst thing to ever exist on this planet.

Hey little Timmy did you do your math homework.

by Im non bionary m8 May 11, 2017

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Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 24, 2024

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Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023

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Math

Math is the greatest guy around, he’s someone that makes you laugh even when you feel bad. He’s really cute and smart and really nice. There’s never a day that goes by that you don’t want to talk to him and he has something about him that makes u want to be around him all the time.

Where is Math, i really wanna give him a hug.

by Prinxessdae October 18, 2019

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Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.

Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.

by Numerati September 23, 2024

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