bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011

Punk Muffin

a person who plays pranks and steals tv remotes

they are being punk muffins! they stole my tv remote

by punkmuff May 11, 2010

Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.

After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!

by Wakkers May 26, 2010

Breakfast Muffin

Woman on Woman Insult: A woman you don't like who is dating or has dated a man you are interested in. Conveys contempt tinged with jealousy.

JP1 saw Pete's Breakfast Muffin yesterday, she still can't figure out what was he thinking dating her!?

by City Pete January 31, 2006

muffin fighter

A professional boxer who's only purpose is to become a KO victim. One with no skills and looks the part.

John Ruiz was beaten by at least 10 muffin fighters in the last few years and he actually holds a heavyweight championship belt!

by Lyle Richard August 13, 2005

Fagg Muffin

A word used to call someone a fagget.

Nico is a Fagg Muffin!

by Brazilianboy2k7 November 17, 2007

tinted muffin

a faggot. person who prefers their own gender. total creepy face.

"Dude, Travis just bought some gay porn, he is such a tinted muffin!"

by xxxheraldface December 4, 2007