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Faux Liberal

Someone who presents as an overzealous, almost unreasonable liberal to the point where they are cannon fodder for Fox News to make up for the fact that in private they find amusement watching LiveLeak videos and call people slurs over dying in online video games.
by DiglafsRumor February 8, 2026
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Crony Liberal Democracy

A liberal democracy where the formal guarantees of rights and freedoms coexist with systemic capture by elite networks. Free press exists, but it's owned by cronies; independent judiciary exists, but judges are appointed by cronies; competitive elections exist, but only cronies can afford to run; civil society exists, but critical organizations are defunded or harassed. The institutions of liberal democracy are preserved as a facade, but their substance has been hollowed out by the same networks that claim to serve them.
Example: "The constitution guaranteed freedom of speech, but every major newspaper was owned by a business group that financed the ruling party. Crony liberal democracy: rights on paper, capture in practice."
by Abzugal March 22, 2026
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Gay Liberal

by PmooTheBear September 18, 2025
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Rusting Liberals

Giving liberals satisfaction orally specifically with fake teeth or no teeth due to conservative southern meth mouth. Laugh and Love I guess.
I just love rusting liberals. I never get tired of that shit.
by Partyinyourface October 4, 2025
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Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.
Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!
by Mish.bel October 22, 2025
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Masculine liberal

A (straigh) liberal non masculine male with an Instagram account, no actual gym testosterone and a 6 figure yearly salary paid for by the liberal left.
Aftwr Donald Trump won in 2024 the democratic party is reduced to using masculine liberals in political ads to win back actual male voters.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2025
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fool's liberal

Anyone who claims to be a democrat, to avoid the humiliation of being associated with W. Bush, that is at heart a republican.
Wow,Cooper is such a fool's liberal. He says he's democrat, yet he has all conservative viewpoints!
by bigfootballz April 6, 2009
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