Jones

To leave something in a state where no one will be willing to use it for quite some time.

"Sorry I had some extra spicy food last night and had to Jones the washroom.

by LuciferTheWise December 20, 2023

Legend Dale Jones

Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.

The legend Dale Jones is a common sight but hard to spot from his shortness

by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024

Lauren jones

Leader of the Shrewsbury gang

“I love the Shrewsbury gang, the leader is Lauren jones”

by Shrewsganglozjones January 30, 2024

Makiyah jones

A thick,pretty, quiet girl who thinks she isn’t pretty when she is . Also friendly.

Corey:who is that girl
John:makiyah jones

by Rodrick Smith jr November 21, 2023

Makiyah jones

A pretty girl who thinks she isn’t pretty

Hey Makiyah you’re pretty
Makiyah jones:cap

by Rodrick Smith jr November 23, 2023

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Jones Bet

Making a legitimate wager with someone with the intention of never paying up if you lose.

That fucker bet me a 100 bucks that I couldn't eat an XL pizza in one sitting. And when I did, he wouldn't pay up. A complete Jones Bet.

by Gladhe8r December 12, 2023