When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.
by SoftNgentle September 02, 2017
Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 16, 2019
"I really loved the song when I first heard it! I listened to it everyday, but now I have an ear burn for it."
by Saddertu September 16, 2017
*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.
by Father Figure 69 August 26, 2022
To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.
by PE4life January 12, 2022
When a man has sex but instead of blowing his load in a normal area (ex. Thigh, mouth, tits), he instead pulls out and cums inside of his partner’s ear. The girl then uses her finger to pick her ear and eat the ejaculent
They were so fucked up that she let him give her “Drippy Ears.” It took her an hour to get it all out
by MarshalDeon May 27, 2018
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