The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.
Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
by A Fat Pasty December 27, 2007
A superior combination of the hand job and the blow job where a girl uses both hands and her mouth at the same time to stimulate a guy's penis and testicles. Typically results in stronger orgasms.
"That girl gave me the best hat trick ever. I felt like I was getting a blow job and a hand job at the same time."
by nicegurl22 April 22, 2010
When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!
What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!
by Magic_Merle August 19, 2011
When listening to music, instead of bobbing ones head to the beat, one bobs ones head along with the hi-hat.
by toddmyers January 06, 2010
The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina, mouth and anus on separate sexual encounters in a single day.
Hey Allison, this Saturday may I please pull a hungarian hat trick by shooting my ball snot in your g-spot, cock holster and butt clit?
by Buckmaster69 August 18, 2023
by dougus April 11, 2020