When a Facebook addict gets stuck for hours and hours reading friend's status updates, posting pics, searching for long lost friends, sending gifts, etc., until he or she loses all perception that the outside world exists.
Kevin told me that he spent from 9:30 PM to 3:00 AM last night stuck in an absolutely deadly Facebook Whirlpool. He forgot to eat dinner, walk the dog, and completely blew off his date.
by austinfrog February 1, 2009
Get the Facebook whirlpoolmug. When all your friends used to be on bebo/myspace but one by one they drop and join Facebook. This is called the "Facebook Flu" or the "Facebook Fucker Flu". No longer do people go on bebo or myspace, so you resort to commenting yourself....
John: Hey, check my new bebo skin?
Peter: Are you stupid? It's all happening on Facebook!
John: Peter, you've got the Facebook Flu
Peter: Argh....!
Peter: Are you stupid? It's all happening on Facebook!
John: Peter, you've got the Facebook Flu
Peter: Argh....!
by FacebookStoleMyBeboFriends): July 30, 2009
Get the Facebook Flumug. When nothing has happened on Facebook since your last login. Facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you've logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. This shows that, for the moment, you don't have much of a life at all.
Example #1:
Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.
Example #2:
Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...
Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.
Example #2:
Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...
by Waow Rabalder March 3, 2010
Get the Facebook droughtmug. Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.
Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.
Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.
I wish Tom would stop poking me."-"He's poking you? That's really weird.."-"It's only a Facebook Poke."-"Ohhh....
by ***FlubberisFTW*** September 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Pokemug. The official declaration that a relationship is legit marked by posting "in a relationship" on facebook.
The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.
The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.
Tim gave Lucy flowers for her birthday, are they dating? No, i checked this morning and it wasnt Facebook Official.
by Jordi2011 December 17, 2009
Get the Facebook Officialmug. Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.
by r.r.r.r May 5, 2009
Get the Facebook Fairymug. The act of altering your profile information, writing things on the walls of others, etc. to illicit feelings of sympathy from others or to attract attention.
Jolene wrote that she was feeling down on her ex’s wall so that he’d message her again. She knew it was Facebook fraud but she didn't care.
We ignore everything that he writes on Facebook. It's mostly just Facebook fraud to get us to invite him out to the bar more often.
We ignore everything that he writes on Facebook. It's mostly just Facebook fraud to get us to invite him out to the bar more often.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the Facebook Fraudmug.