facebook snyper

someone who stays on facebook just to IM his/her friends once they log on and ruin their facebook experience

Facebook Snyper: Hey whats up??
Facebook Friend: ugh hey
Facebook Friend: is offline

by ShittyLiddy January 6, 2010

Facebook Flu

When all your friends used to be on bebo/myspace but one by one they drop and join Facebook. This is called the "Facebook Flu" or the "Facebook Fucker Flu". No longer do people go on bebo or myspace, so you resort to commenting yourself....

John: Hey, check my new bebo skin?
Peter: Are you stupid? It's all happening on Facebook!
John: Peter, you've got the Facebook Flu
Peter: Argh....!

by FacebookStoleMyBeboFriends): July 30, 2009

Facebook drought

When nothing has happened on Facebook since your last login. Facebook drought can make you feel sad, because it makes you realize that you've logged in 5 times within the last 2 hours. This shows that, for the moment, you don't have much of a life at all.

Example #1:

Person 1: Stop bothering me, go away and do something.
Person 2: Sorry...Facebook drought.

Example #2:

Person 1: You're ok? You seem a bit down today?
Person 2: I'm fine...it's just...Facebook drought.
Person 1: Oh...I'm sorry, man. I didn't know...

by Waow Rabalder March 3, 2010

Facebook Poke

Verb-(1)A gesture available on Facebook often used in a playful or flirtatious manner.

Verb-(2)The online equivalent of an awkward silence.

I wish Tom would stop poking me."-"He's poking you? That's really weird.."-"It's only a Facebook Poke."-"Ohhh....

by ***FlubberisFTW*** September 26, 2010

Facebook Official

The official declaration that a relationship is legit marked by posting "in a relationship" on facebook.

The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.

Tim gave Lucy flowers for her birthday, are they dating? No, i checked this morning and it wasnt Facebook Official.

by Jordi2011 December 17, 2009

Facebook Fairy

Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.

Why don't you call in sick like the Facebook fairy?

by r.r.r.r May 5, 2009

Facebook Ghost

Someone who goes on Facebook and comments on a picture/video but logs off immediately after. These people do this to give the impression that they are so cool and popular that they can only spare a few seconds of their busy day to comment on a mere Facebook picture/video.

Guy 1: Hey, Tony just made a comment on my picture, and it says he wrote it "a few seconds ago", but he's not on Facebook chat.

Guy 2: Wooooow, what a Facebook Ghost.

by palabra up March 6, 2010