Evan

evan is jewish

evan: hey
evans friend: you're jewish

by evansbiggest fan March 2, 2022

Evan

The best person in the world better than Mir :)

Evan is better than Mir

by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021

Lola Evans

Lola Evans is a massive wet wipe, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.

Ugh your such a lola Evans

by grac1e August 1, 2021

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

Evan

The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)

I love “evan”

You see that dude over there must be an “evan”

by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021

cheyna evans

A cute sexy girl she can get anybody she want cuz she like that. And her booty is real fat you just wanna suck it

Human with a brain: CHEYNA Evans so cute omg I can’t stop drooling

Another: Fr I really want her she looks so good

by Tsuna free October 5, 2021

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020