evan dillworth

dumb idiot that doesn’t know how to play minecraft

“diamonds spawn below -60” “no they don’t, what are you, evan dillworth??

by noahbragg79 May 03, 2022

Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023

evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord

Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors

by Secret Agent Randy Beans April 20, 2018

rosa evans

Rosa Evans is the most amazing person in your life. She is smart and focused. She is really funny and has a good sense of humour. She's the best girl to be in a relationship with. She's so caring and loves everyone so much. And everyone wants to be friends with her

Person no1 : "is that the new girl, she's so peng!!!"

Person no2: " yes she's rosa Evans, I wish I was friends with her!!!"

by Sy10001 November 12, 2017

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 14, 2020