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Evan

Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.
by ananumus124263454567 February 23, 2024
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Evan

Evan is a dickhead of a guy, he has big ears and looks like a fat ugly monkey
by Jokeing ofc February 26, 2024
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evan nanevie

yo yall heard of evan nanevie

yeah he a G.O.A.T
by gokuiisccool February 28, 2024
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Evan The Bomber

Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
Evan The Bomber Rubbed his cock on my spinal cord
by M0nke March 19, 2024
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Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
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Evan

A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
by S_istheloml March 30, 2024
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Evan

A guy who likes to think he is control of things especially when he likes someone. He tends to be possessive and jealous over what he believe is his girl.

He does not know how to control his anger or mood swings because he often upset with something going wrong in his life and it usually involves a female.
Don't worry about him, he is just Evan. He is harmless for the most part. Just be careful what you may do, you could regret it later on possible or not.
by the apparent Evan's love September 24, 2025
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