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Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.
Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.
by F.Puff February 14, 2024
mugGet the And with your ears, you do nothingmug.

Giving Ear

Just like giving head, but with your mans ear
Giving ear: making out with your SO ear
by Fezformandonnahydekelso June 3, 2018
mugGet the Giving Earmug.

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.
Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.
by StonedLife October 28, 2015
mugGet the stoner earsmug.

ear stuff

When you stick your dick in an ear and nut so that its muffling their hearing.
Last nights ear stuff was so hot, you couldn't even hear me when i told you to make me a sandwich.
by Fuck u thats my name October 24, 2017
mugGet the ear stuffmug.

mouse ear

a term used in prison used to describe a Kotex used for " that time of the month "
female inmate: I need a mouse ear cause its that time
by Blackhart_inc January 5, 2017
mugGet the mouse earmug.

ear hurts so bad

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023
mugGet the ear hurts so badmug.

old ear distributes flower

derived from the cantonese saying lo5 yi5 fun1 fa1 (jyutping) which means a person is not hearing correctly, like someone old whose hearing has faded
My mum's so old ear distributes flower, I told her I had already eaten and she makes me lunch anyway.
by freakyfrozer January 25, 2012
mugGet the old ear distributes flowermug.

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