Ear

Roughly pulling with your lips as you are hitting your tongue on your significant others ear to make them feel pleasure.

Joaquin: Tatiana, you wanna get some ear in a few?
Tatiana: ummm ig it don’t really matter

by Ifgodisntrealwhoami November 30, 2018

Ear Rape

an earsplitting screech
for example, search swedish idol meme on youtube.
its so bad

when that one girl in the high-school class tried to sing, it was an ear rape.

by hey kids, wanna treeaaatt? March 4, 2021

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.

"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!

by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.

I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.

by Mojazzer November 7, 2023

National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021