ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"
by brian mayer July 02, 2015
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 11, 2022
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 11, 2022
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 11, 2022
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ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
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steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.
by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021
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My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 October 01, 2023
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