Double Dutch Ruter

two people jerking each other off, with out being gay or touching each other's dicks
"I grab my dick, you grab your dick and you work each other's arms" = Double Dutch Ruter
by pangopassa February 27, 2009
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Dutch Blind Fold

When the scrotum is stretched over the females eyes (Blind fold with the Ball Bag).

Originated in Australia
"Hey man, I gave this chick a Dutch Blind Fold last night. She dug it the most."
by RyanSmith January 31, 2009
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freaky deaky dutch

The speaking of English with a dutch accent. Results in the use of 'fazher' for 'father', 'toight' for 'tight', and 'toiger' for 'tiger'.
"I'm sorry - I don't speak freaky deaky dutch" - Dr. Evil, 'Goldmember'
by dan September 15, 2003
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Double Dutch Waxing

Similar to the double dutch rudder however, instead of masturbating the two guys are waxing their chests. Each man has the waxing strips on his chest and they pull the strips off each other at the same time.
Man #1: Dude I want to go to the beach but I've got too much hair on my chest.

Man #2: Same here man but I feel like I would never want to wax it or shave it myself.

Man #1: We could always do some double dutch waxing.

Man #2: Really man, you'd do that for me?
by NYer stuck in Montreal March 18, 2009
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Dutch Tea Kettle

When a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellybutton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears massive ass, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman's face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and ass juice.
Jimmy: How did it go with Betty last night?

Frank: Well I was about to cum when I realized I need to fart so bad, so I just decided to give Betty the Dutch Tea Kettle.

Jimmy: Nice, I always thought she needed a facial anyway.
by Jr. Jabronis May 5, 2010
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