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Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it
Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”
by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021
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Bag of Douches

A group of guys who act likes feminine butt monkeys. Their lack of decency is astounding. Alone they would be considered a douche bag but collectively they are know as a bag of douches.
While waiting in line to order lunch at Burger King, a Bag of Douches wearing jeans down to with knees and hats on backwards cut in line and was trying to flirt with the checker.
by kingjofus January 10, 2013
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douche rod

A vehicle typically driven by white teens aged 16 - 20 that has had a body kit installed, an enormous spoiler, and an after market exhaust whose "performance gains vs. decibel level" ratio is questionable at best.

Vehicles commonly turned into douche rods are the Honda Civic and Chevrolet Cavalier (model years 1990-1995).

It is a requirement of all douche rod pilots to recline their seat to the maximum setting, presumably to reduce drag or increase the ease of receiving oral sex from their copilot.
"I didn't realize the Douche Rod Expo at the mall parking lot was a year-round event"

"I wish these kids in their douche rods would stop driving by my house at night so I could get some sleep"

"Grandma couldn't afford a reasonable used car; now she looks pretty silly driving around in that douche rod"
by JDidds October 26, 2012
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douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard
by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022
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aural douche

What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).
My ears are terribly plugged up. Time to have an aural douche!
by Telephony November 6, 2018
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Douche Bag

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?
by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
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Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".
"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."
by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013
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