dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

Stealth Douch

Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024

Double deuce

Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.

Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.

Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.

by Bonnie mc fucking cannon June 26, 2024

Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025

Jackoff Dorcey

Look at this shit guys! Jack Dorcey just 'vibe-coded' a messaging app. SOMEHOW... NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING I DID WITH AI. How is that not the same fucking thing to you?

Hym "Jackoff Dorcey did a vibe code and made an app. I did the same exact with AI except I basically used humanity like a quantum computer and made AI. Additionally, writing about what I thinking about likely tilts the algorithm toward data that would be relevant. Seeing a lot of AI news now. But there is a virus of the Bible about this too! 'Leaving those who don't follow God in the darkness' It's their fucking Jew Strategum! They just don't want to have to admit that I'm a better warlord than God! That's what this really is!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Twolve/Dosce/Deuxze/Zweilf

Twolve/Dosce/Deuxze/Zweilf
A number of alcoholic drinks consumed, somewhere between 2 & 12.

"Hi honey, how many have you had"
"Twolve"
In Spanish
"Dosce"
In French
"Deuxze"
In German

"ZWEIlf"

Twolve/Dosce/Deuxze/Zweilf
A number of alcoholic drinks consumed, somewhere between 2 & 12.

"Hi honey, how many have you had"
"Twolve"
In Spanish
"Dosce"
In French
"Deuxze"
In German

"ZWEIlf"

by Bezaldinhio July 13, 2025

Diddle Deuce

Phrase used towards a diddler. See Diddy.

I'm gonna drop a big diddle!! Diddle Deuce!

by ackerman_tyler November 16, 2025