tending to the slow cooker

to engage in masturbation

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"

by gazza222 November 7, 2020

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day!

This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!

candice: what day is it?

Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!

by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021

Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker

Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers

by Sewy slice June 2, 2021

your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021

let him cook

when someone is going god mode

hold let him cook thot i was feeling you nah

by let him make food2 February 27, 2023