crystal

Crystal METH Anphetomin - dangerouslly addictive street drug.

smoke "Crystal", Inhale "crystal"

by Not in denmark August 6, 2006

cryptozoology

A psuedoscience that deals with animals currently unknown to science. While it certainly has more cred than most other psuedosciences (since their are thousands of species we have yet to document), it still focuses on more sensational reports, doesn't allow for much skepticism and attracts its fair share of UFO geeks and other impressionable people. A scientist who goes looking for a new kind of quail in southeast Asian rainforests can be said to be dabbling in cryptozoology. Sadly, cryptozoology focuses more often on ridiculous monster such as the chupacabra, bigfoot and loch ness monster.

1. Megan, who was into cryptozoology, had no trouble believing that the wake she saw in Stockton Lake was a lake monster. She called it Stockie.

2. For a long time the Giant Squid was confined to the realm of cryptozoology until washed up bodies were found and properly documented.

by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006

Crystal

Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch

I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.

by Anonymousass1234567890 May 24, 2015

Crystal

A blood-sucking and heartless female who is known for sleeping around. Typically a vehicle used by sexually-transmitted diseases to spread themselves amongst the human population.
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!

Person 1: Dude I slept with that Crystal girl last night!
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!

Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...

Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...

Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.

by Crabsters February 6, 2010

Crying Off

When someone masturbates while crying and watching their mother have sexual relations with a man (or men) who is not their father.

"Dude, my friend Jefferson walked in on me while I was railin' his mom and he just started crying off!"

by RoboCop666 April 19, 2009

Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.

I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?

by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009

crystal meth

Commonly used term in the later 1990's for "Crystal Methamphetamine", also known as "wordMeth/word", "Methamphetamine", "Pure", "P".

Occurs in crystals, measured by the point, which although theoretically is euqla to 1/10th of a metric gram, usually ends up being closer to 1/20th and you getting 0wned for teh drug money.

Commonly smoked with a glass pipe, and highly addictive. Note close relation to the wordmeth fiend/word, a crazed, agitated addict roaming around trying to get teh cash for teh crystal meth.

"Fuck dude, gimme some damn crystal meth!"
"I'm sorry, your son is addicted to crystal meth. He'll be in rehab for months."

by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003