Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

by Dlancelot December 19, 2017

Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018

Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.

Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!

by Cara Guilfoyle May 27, 2018

csgo.crunch

csgo.crunch: a young man who is terrible at making CS:GO memes. Somebody with this name is an attention craver, a retard, so to speak. Someone with this name often has over 7000 Instagram followers, and mostly have a hashtag of a CS:GO gambling site in their name.

I'm kidding man, love your posts! <3 @csgowavii

Yo @csgo.crunch made a retarded meme yesterday lmao

by IG@CSGOWAVII June 1, 2018

csgo.crunch

Csgo.crunch or better known as his second name (scammer) is often related to bad content and racist KKK story's that make him look like a retard.

" Hey, did you see that csgo.crunch scammed yiftach and bgmc.csgo?", which the other person replies with: "Oh yes i saw it, let's go report him."

by Bgmc.csgo June 1, 2018

Csgo.crunch

A complete dickhead 2 year old kid who scams kids on Instagram.

Wow he is such a csgo.Crunch

by Csgomercy June 1, 2018

Csgo.crunch

csgo.crunch fucks up a lot but he is a very good/cool guy and most of us love him

Csgo.crunch

by Csgo.wice June 3, 2018