What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

come-upped

The proper past tense of the word "come up". This is more proper than "comed up" and head and shoulders better than "came up", which only sissies say. Its identical twin opposite is "come downed".

Some spelt without the hypen, though the hypen always exists when verbally spoken.

Recently, the topic come-upped that the earth's magnetic field could be subject to an anomaly, as a result of the aligning of the planets, something that occurs every 26,000 years.

by therealizer August 7, 2018

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence «come on guys lets be friends now» originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Its used when you talk shit to someone, and when they say something back you reply with «come on guys lets be friends now» its a way to make yourself look like a victim even though you are obviously in the wrong.

Ponylover2004: hey leon go hang yourself you are shit at the game
Leon: why are you so toxic?
Ponylover2004: come on guys lets be friends now

by Neeguslover January 16, 2018

come on jóts

come on joto..as in come on fag....you say it when someones talkin an it sounds like a lie...or you just don't feel like listenin to they ass

junior- aye bro..i finally split with my chick...i don't love that hoe...
me- come on jóts..everyone knows your sprung doans on that bitch..

by woohdehz October 2, 2007

aliens are coming

When aliens are coming: 💀
After the alien attack 🛸: ⚰️

guy 1: OH NO ALIENS ARE COMING! ALIENS ARE COMING!
guy 2: and... then?
guy 3: How? Aliens are coming?

guy 2: aliens doesnt exist

guy 1: LOOK AT THE WINDOW!
guy 2: what the...

explosion 💀💀💀💀💀

by mister camera November 21, 2023

let them come. frostmourne hungers.

A quote said by the Lich King himself, in the end of the World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King patch 3.3 "Fall of the Lich King" cinematic. Easily the most epic quote in video game history.

The Lich King: Let them come. Frostmourne hungers.

by weeqo789 December 24, 2016

comely

Comely - opposite of homely

You see that hot babe? She is so comely

by Scarred & Tatted January 5, 2021