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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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swipe the card

When you are 69’ng and you ever so lightly lick the anus.
During my second backwards jockey session, I decided to change things up and swipe the card repeatedly.
by Deezlunch November 14, 2017
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Rebound card

The holiday card someone sent you only after they received your holiday card
We sent our Christmas cards out last week. I wonder how many rebound cards we'll get before the 25th?
by Celeritas 13 December 21, 2019
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dude card

A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."
Ex. 1:

Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.

Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!

Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!

Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!

Ex. 2:

Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!

Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!

Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
by Tee$ December 15, 2011
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Card

Guy: I'm gonna be with a girl and lose my card tonight!
Guy 2: Wow, good for you!
by Angelina S. July 27, 2019
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S-Card

A jumper made out of polystyrene beans, crusted together with cum and spit and left to sundry for 2-5 weeks.
Bruh, thats a cool s-card you are wearing. where did you get it from
by cumeaterpolystyrene6782178 September 12, 2019
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gojo card

a card that allows you to legally simp and have Gojo Satoru
“nahh thats too much Gojo for u, i banned your gojo card for a week, you get the rip off Gojo.”
“my gojo card got taken😭”
by aeseara January 28, 2024
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