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Candy Corn Cock

A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.
She didn't like his candy corn cock.
by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020
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crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.
by Bobdabear September 10, 2019
mugGet the crush them candiesmug.

Popping Candy Cookie

Best character in Cookie Run: OvenBreak. I do not take criticism.
Me: popping candy cookie awooga
My friend: I swear if you say one more fucking thing about him
by monika.chr July 24, 2021
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Cotton Candy Candidate

Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.
by MOPNB May 12, 2008
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Candy Paint Teeth

a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.
man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!
by hardhitr3 November 29, 2009
mugGet the Candy Paint Teethmug.

Candy cane lane

The act of mixing blood and cum into a coca-cola bottle, freezing it and preceding to suck on it as you would a Popsicle.
Joe: u want a candy cane lane?

Henry: sure!

Joe: here

Henry: yay my fav
by Y2784 November 25, 2013
mugGet the Candy cane lanemug.

Rare Candy Cheat

Rare candy cheat (or 'missingno'): When one repeatedly refreshes an internet page to boost their hits.
-Can't believe Tom's got more views for his channel then me. His vids suck.

- Yeah don't worry about it man, I heard he sat in his room all night using the rare candy cheat.

- Ah, that's pathetic
by RogNitro December 6, 2010
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