hollister, california

hollister is a town down south from the south bay n 831, full of bitch made hynas and wannabe vatos but some are really down w their shit. most ppl from the 831 hate on it cus it’s small asf n nun to do. teenagers like to go to target for fun bro,

some foo: aye where u from

some other foo: hollister, california

by PShyttt408 February 17, 2022

HWale California

The best jungler the West has ever seen. The next canyon. Proud member of +25cm. Born without genitals. Granny enjoyer. Is feared across the rift. Had a foursome in a coatch once. Horses were involved (maybe). Intim relationship with HWale Blauwal because he has akshan as profile picture /african memba. Was birthed with extremly high elo gameplay. He/Crocodile

OMG (said by female). " I just saw a play by HWale California. I came 3 times."

by Bardo Beutlin March 6, 2022

hills of California

A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"

"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"

by ergagush August 8, 2021

california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

California Milkshake

When one homosexual man bends over so his butthole is stretched wide, and two other homosexual men jack off into his butt hole and then take turns stirring it with their penises. Then they both drink the mixture.

Logan and I had the best California milkshake last night with Bryan.

by I <3 California May 12, 2021

California

A very big state on the Pacific Coast. It's got beaches, nice weather, LA, San Francisco, and San Diego, each unique cities unlike any other. Redwood trees, snowy mountains, dry and barren mountains, empty desert, islands, and farms. Very nice state, however high taxes and homeless people. Some say the whole thing will fall into the sea, but that can't happen. However we can have big quakes every so often.

Dude 1: Bro, do you smell smoke?
Dude 2: Ya, it's that time of year that half of California catches on fire again!

by DabbingIsSo2015 May 13, 2021

Go back to California

When a Californian moves to a red state. Most of the time, it is used by republican Texans to insult Democrats who moved from a blue state to Texas.

Person 1: I do not like Donald Trump
Person 2: Go back to California!

by nb21-rz2k September 10, 2024