thanks for coming

You are working out in your local gym everyday when a workout friend is walking out and you say to him... thanks for coming.

Like i own the gym, thanks for coming.

by Kuehlstein May 4, 2018

come at me cunt

To threaten someone

Person a: come at me cunt

by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

my girly ain't come

her period didn't come

Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant

by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022

come pipe me

come stick that dick in me

come pipe me daddy

by big bang gang January 15, 2020

The Fog Is Coming

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Guy 1: Hey bro how are you?
Guy 2: March 13th 2026
Guy 1:What?
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by - ..- .-. -. / .- .-. --- ..- July 11, 2024

ICE is coming

Similar to the Mexican lawn mower. The act of using anal beads and letting them marinate (particularly a Latino). Then someone holds on to the end of the anal beads and the person with them in runs away as the person holding the end yells “ICE IS COMING”.

“NICK ICE IS COMING!” *Nick runs away as the anal beads come out.

by 1pickle1 June 13, 2025