Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do over the weekend?
Person 2: I took my girl to the California Coastline!
Person 2: I took my girl to the California Coastline!
by Nutballs2025 October 18, 2025
Get the California Coastline mug.A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.
Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?
by Nome de Guerre July 7, 2014
Get the california nine mug.A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.
by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025
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Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021
Get the California Middle Class mug.1. (Verb) The act of ripping a fart inside a glass walled shower.
2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.
2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.
by Bucking Nuts October 16, 2018
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Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
by stainless67 August 30, 2022
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