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slow bump

Chris slow bumped Chelsea’s asshole
by Show pony March 20, 2022
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bump down

Dallas slang often used to refer to a shootout.
Fuck all that talking ... let's bump down!
by Ms.Badazz2u June 14, 2024
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Thumbsy-Bump

When you and a bro each stick their thumb up their ass and bump knuckles while turned backwards
Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.
by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019
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Bumps

A band from Portugal, five dumbasses making noise and getting kicked out of every single establishment.
The vocalist passes out every gig
the bass player always wants to start a mosh pit
the drummer gets naked in every single show
and the two guitarists look like to statues in a Christmas tree.
Bro did you go to the Bumps concert last night?

DUDE THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY, THE BUMPS ARE THE SHIT
by Catipanga August 31, 2023
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Bumping Parasols

Ophelia & Willow are totally bumping parasols. *gasp*
by DisasterWeenie July 28, 2019
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Speed Bump

A person who is always in the way, always slowing down others around them. Examples: The person who writes a check at the grocery store, waiting until the cashier gives them the total before even beginning to write the check; the person doing the speed limit in the passing lane, holding up traffic and forcing everyone to pass them on the right; the person ahead of you in line at a government office who can't fill out a simple form, and takes 10 minutes for the clerk to serve instead of the normal 30 seconds.
I got stuck behind a speed bump at the grocery store yesterday. Asshole wrote a check and waited until their groceries were rung up before even starting to write the check.
by Crackhead Sam June 27, 2020
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bear bump

When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.
Jessica hadn't dated a guy in 6 years, but she got the Bear Bump and got married last Summer.
by Bear5555 March 28, 2014
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