Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020

Bastard Complex

A term used to describe the pursuit of greatness to compensate for insecurity. Historically, bastards could not inherit titles or wealth. Hence, they had to succeed on their own merit, which motivated them to overachieve to overcome the taboo status placed upon them.

It was said that many great men had a bastard complex such as Che Guevera and William the Conquerer.

by WIKIKING August 31, 2023

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018