Bashiri

the act of stuffing toenails and fingernails into yours or your partners privates. this includes penis, vagina, or asshole

dude I peed blood after that girl performed a bashiri on me.

by therrera117 October 1, 2016

baesharam

Pussy destroyer! A vaginas worst nightmare

Oh here comes baesharam. Im wet

by Baesharam him self xo May 10, 2020

Smug Bastard

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"wow, Alchemist#8859 really is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

Smug Bastard

Alchemist#8859

Wow, Alchemist#8859 sure is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

by silencut March 2, 2009

Magnificent Bastard

Usually a male, of middle to upper class society known to be unsympathetic and condecending by nature. A justified self righteous attitude. An individual most love to hate, but feel strangely drawn toward.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.

Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!

MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.

by Salacious C January 30, 2008

Handsome Bastard

A polite way of insulting a person without them knowing.

I was in the office Monday morning at which time I ran into my boss Karl who is a real asshole. I then said to him "How ya doing Karl you handsome bastard". Dummy didn'y even realize I was insulting him..

by jim pigeon January 11, 2013