someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 6, 2020

Twice Baked

Person who fries their brain through heavy drug use, gives them up and becomes a born again Christian.

Tiffany, once a heavy meth user, lost a large share of her mental capacity for self control, reason, empathy, and logic. Substituting the chemical high of meth in lieu of extreme religious views and being "high on God", her brain is now Twice Baked.

by mrb200 July 13, 2015

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.

Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!

by iqpodz March 31, 2022

baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

California Shake n' Bake

The experience of a fire and/or a heat wave at the same time as an earthquake.

Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.

by Killgeorge July 13, 2021

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014