anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

Anal Baby

Someone who is being such an asswhole that they’re mom is being called a such a whore for having orgasmic enjoyment when they were born, and they victim of the accusation is the offspring of such bitchery.

Really John, stop being such a damn anal baby and grow the fuck up.

by CondimentalMaster October 4, 2019

Anal Demolition

When an asshole slipts during sex and bleeds out.
Excruciating pain

I put my sick in her ass last night and caused anal demolition.

by Analdemolition March 23, 2017

anal chorus

Preaching to the choir : flatulent symphony as in political rhetoric

The reverend directed an anal chorus for the congregation. The politician composed an unprecedented flatulent symphony.

by tlarr March 24, 2017

Anal Zipper

An Anal Zipper is slang for butthole.

She told me she likes it when I lick her Anal Zipper.

by Lake Lee Prism April 3, 2017

Anal loft

Another name for a cumdumpster, one who is served as a loft for Dick up their ass. Loft meaning a free and open space that is reserved for Dick.

Wowww, that girl over there, ugh, such an anal loft.

by Anal loft April 14, 2017

Anal Pulping

To have anal sex so rough and vigorous that the intestines turn into a nice pulpy consistency as one churns from within.

"Man, what happened to Ellie?"
"Her husband gave her a real anal pulping."
"Wow, lucky gal."

by John Willcox April 21, 2017