Alabama Republican

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.

The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.

by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017

Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.

Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.

by Dickfingers69 September 4, 2018

Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

(To a group of people) Dude I Alabama Derby'd my hot aunt's daughter last night! It felt so good

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.

Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.

by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019

Alabama

Alabama: one of the 50 states that make up the United States of America. It gained statehood on the date of December 14, 1819.

Welcome to Alabama, the only state where you can be a sister fister and a mother mower

by The Friggin FBI June 13, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips

Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me

by Damnultra July 18, 2019

alabama ackkbar

when an alabama boy cums in his sister and calls out altar ackbar as he cums

man I gave my sister an alabama ackkbar

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019