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Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
by bshoey006 June 29, 2022
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cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.
Cats play when the dogs away
by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022
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only one of us walks away

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023
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Yes we can take your rights away

And if my response is murdering kids, then what? Then they just die.
Hym "And then you pretend is WASN'T the you refusing to acknowledge my rights... Probably cry like a bitch in private or in public... And then everyone else has to play along and live in delusion it you OR ELSE they ALSO don't get rights... But that isn't going to be the TRUE DICHOTOMY because you are doing this arbitrarily... And when your kids get murdered over it you pretend it isn't happening... So 'Yes we can take your rights away' is the language of someone who wants their kids to get murdered... Do... Do you want me to do it today? Should I go for a walk?"
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”
Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫
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Ignore it and hope it goes away

Yeah, see, I tried that for the first 10 years but here we are.
Hym "You see, if you ignore it and hope it goes away not only am I not going to not go away but I'm also commit even nore so to doing it. Your mistake was including the mentally retarded cripple. The ambiguity is gone now and I just won't accept any outcome that doesn't involve one of two things.... And we all know what those things are. I'm sure you're tired of hearing it at this point. I'm tired of saying it. I'm tired in general. I've been up all night. I got a good one for you when I wake up though. You're going to like it."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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I do not die if I pass away.

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Person: I do not die if I pass away.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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