chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer

Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck

by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018

Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.

Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.

by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021

Chinese consulate

A fun place where teens go to hang out and relax.

Example 1:
Teen A: What should we do this afternoon?
Teen B: Let’s go stand in a line at the Chinese Consulate.
Teen A: What an exciting and wonderful idea!

Example 2:

I hope the Chinese consulate approves my expensive visa application.

Example 3:
I typed this while standing in a line at the Chinese consulate.

by Nice_marmot December 6, 2023

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Chinese Hacker

Lmfao, Lmbao, and Lmao

Guy 1: omg the british secret service finally caught that family of chinese hackers
Guy 2: lm(f)(b)ao

by itnen May 24, 2023

Chinese gaming situation

The situation when the release date of the 1992 gaming console Tandy Memorex VIS (Visual Information System) coincided with Mortal Kombat controversy, hence this gaming console had to have its software releases primarily consisting of educational titles. This situation highly resembles the 15-year ban on gaming consoles in mainland China from 2000 through 2015.

The Chinese gaming situation in the early '90s forced companies to rethink their strategies, similar to how the Tandy Memorex VIS focused on educational titles amid the Mortal Kombat controversy.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 18, 2019