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Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.
We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.
by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016
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Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.
George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.
by Darth Frak April 3, 2016
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Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all
My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her
by TTC_Limbo August 24, 2018
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gas beers

when you stick a beer bottle up your ass and fart and it makes bubbles
Carl is going to gas beers with me and Freddie
by danny kilt May 17, 2020
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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
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Gangster Beer

A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.

Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.

Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?

Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!

Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?

Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.

Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 19, 2016
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Beer Chef

Beer Chef
A person that elevates drink making of the alcoholic variety to the next level. Not a bartender, as a beer chef is a true connoisseur and beerchef's for the love of beerchefing and making people drunk.
He is a fantastic beer chef, that jungle juice was off the hook!
by alphasaur December 15, 2010
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