wet balls

hairy and soaked in beer

balls that are tossed into specially arranged plastic cups for the purpose.. to help out a parched friend, or to show off your pong skills, or to bring more business to the beer companies or your local liquor store.

light-weight with alot of bounce

"Please wipe off your wet balls before aiming."

You just wet your balls in my beer cup.

by Wed. Wife and Sexi Lexi & Sara October 20, 2010

wet laugh

The result from laughing so hard that the person can't control their bladder, they then pee on themselves. Mostly happens to women.

"Girlfriend that shit was so funny, I had a wet laugh!"

by Hoseby January 1, 2006

Wet Walk

Happens after a trip to the toilet or during heavy wind periods. After not wiping well, one farts and pushes left over mess out the 'o'. The combination of this and sweaty bumcrack leaves one very concerned as it creates a simple task like walking very uncomfortable. This is because of the wetness that has gathered inbetween their cheeks that slightly stings and almost squelches at every step. A common solution is just a simple rewipe.

Jamie thought he was so funny farting away. It wasnt after much time came to pass that he wet walked back to the little boys room for a rewipe

by Ghandii March 28, 2009

Wet Peg

Getting a hand job in a hot tub.

So we were sitting out under the stars in the jacuzzi last night, when Jenny reached down and gave me a wet peg.

by S.assin March 17, 2007

wet wagons

to smell bad

that guy got the wet wagons

by The man December 14, 1999

wet head

One who cries a lot.
a wuss

Oh man, did you see that wet head? He was ballin' his eyes out!

I know man, I saw him! What a bitch!

by joshmfreedman December 6, 2006

wet biscuit

a limp, moist, weak, handshake

As in a man or woman gives you a bad handshake. "I sure don't trust that guy Bill, he gives a wet biscuit." (i.e. bad handshake)

by Sassmouth11 July 25, 2011