top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".

I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.

by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009

fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.

1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.

by CouRtney June 4, 2004

top jelly

the liquidy jelly on top of the real jelly.

Mmm this top jelly is great!

by A-iric May 19, 2007

Top Gun

The high vantage point all school shooters go to get the most kills.

Better put more security at Top Gun

by Mr.sirr August 11, 2020

Top Shelfing

The act of defecating in someone's finest bottle of liquor. A homage to the classic Upper Decker.

Carl was being a douche at the party, so I gave him a good old fashioned top shelfing.

by Dr. Fugswidit June 8, 2018

Top Pop

When your buttocks are clinched so tight that your fart escapes at the top of your ass crack causing a ticklish sensation.

My pants were so tight while I was sitting down in class that I experienced a Top Pop.

by Greg Brown The Third December 6, 2010

[Top button]

When you button the Top button of your shirt

He must be cool cause hes blingin that Top button

by easy101 January 13, 2010