Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

Final card

Last attempt of an argument

Her final card was telling the truth.

by Chakame December 11, 2017

Reverse Card

The Reverse Card is one of the most powerful artifacts next to the N-Word Pass, it is used by deflecting a roast or sentence like "your mom gey" and "the person above/below me is a pedophile".

Memer 1: lmao your mom gay and dad lesbian
Memer 2: *pulls out Reverse Card*
Memer 1: OOF *dies*

by dominator300 May 15, 2019

card predator

Any website or business that is created simply to steal your credit or debit card

Hey, don’t trust those sites! You never know if they’re just card predators

by THEGMANERER July 10, 2018

Credit Card Slot

A human female Vagina

Her credit card slot was so tight

by Mosher kid February 6, 2021

crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card

person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”

by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023