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Flu Shot

When you cum in a girls mouth and then tell her a joke to make her laugh, which causes your cum to come out her nose.
On a second date I gave this girl a flu shot. Still haven’t heard back...
by Hank Hardister Comedy March 13, 2019
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Gut Shot

The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"

A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.

Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
by InquisitorX July 13, 2019
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Shot Cunt

A cunt who is clueless all day does nothing productive and is a waste of oxygen
Girl 1:"You're a shot cunt!"
Girl 2 several minutes later:"They're such shot cunts"
Much confused laughter from posh recipents of insult
by MNO_BRW April 19, 2018
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Musket Shot

A drinking technique where one shotguns a beer but has someone pour a shot of whisky through the open top of the can while shotgunning. This symbolizes the pouring of gun powder in a musket. Hence, the musket shot. Invented by us: Follow link for instructions on how to do a musket shot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Xyle_vTw4&feature=channel_page
Guy 1 "Hey man, you wanna shotgun later?"

Guy 2 "Only if we're doing musket shots!"
by Brike December 21, 2008
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Menace Shot

when a man loses his virginity and keeps it
by the condom he used
Rick: dude i found the condom used, when i lost it

Andy: and why did you keep the condom?

Rick: cause i wanna keep my virginity, duh, i call it menace shot
by nbdbsd201 November 11, 2010
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Shit shot

A shit shot is another way of saying garbage in pool. You hit the cue ball and low and behold, a ball you never dreamed would go in, goes in. Pure luck, a shit shot. As DBT says in their song, "shit shots count."
Jamal just banked in a 3 pointer and acted like he intended for it to go off the glass. Total shit shot.
by Rico Cooper March 24, 2020
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Douche Shot

a brain less act.
It became popular from call of duty online gaming.
For e.g

What a douche shot it is?
by Heaven20 October 27, 2010
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