Post christmas insomnia

After opening presents on christmas day, being very excited about a certain present and stay up all night using it.

Jon looked like a rabid squirrel after Christmas due to post Christmas insomnia. He got no sleep. Later he passed out in his mother's bed.

by Hello Satan December 26, 2009

post-nut delusion

(n.) a feeling of dizziness, lightheaded-ness and disorientation after an orgasm and can happen to both genders

After she climaxed, she had post-nut delusion. She barely remembered anything after she woke up.

by randomblackgirl July 17, 2020

Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

Post-Goth Girl

A girl who has left the Goth Girl life, stopped dying her hair weird ass colours, removed all her piercings and never wears black. Post-Goth Girls will never speak openly of their goth past, and will only talk about it to non-goth friends or their crush.

“Yo my ex has become a Post-Goth Girl”

by SADNIG December 16, 2019

post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.

Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"

by MattyMac October 31, 2009

Post Cum Hatred

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

by B Ronson April 29, 2008

Post Party Depression

In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.

Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.

by Katezor! October 19, 2008