up...your ante

an unconscious(sic) desire for social intercourse
with a relative.

DON´T!! If you´re planning to up...your ante or for that matter anyone else´s ante think twice. You could be arrested for incest.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

Wake up and skip the scene

To be used when someone is preoccupied with their own thought and keeps trying to talk about that, virtually ignoring what you said, regardless of the gravity of the situation of what you just said.

Dave: Hey, wanted to tell you how I sprained my ankle yesterday.

Jon: Not now Dave, I just found out I had AIDS

Dave: Oh ok. Anyway, so yea wanted to tell you how my ankle got sprained.

Jon: Motherfuckin Wake up and Skip the Scene Dave. I dont care about your ankle right now.

Dave: Are you ok? what's wrong?

by almoh June 14, 2011

Straight-up Pre-paid

Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.

You don't gotta take that ho to the movies, bitch straight-up pre-paid.

by Money M.T. April 1, 2010

Black from the waist up

Small dick, not well endowed

How big is your dick Kyle? Let's just say I'm black from the waist up

by Say_Nothing214 April 21, 2021

hop up in my whip

Get in the car in slang terms

Hey baby, hop up in my whip so we can go.

by Bluangelgrl98 June 5, 2016

Up Town Steam Roller

When you have your girl on the bed naked you drop one on her chest and sit on it and rock back and forth just like a steam roller.

Last night i took a dump on Suzy's chest and gave her an up town steam roller.

by LOKI69 April 24, 2009

tuck it up your tail

A frequently heard suggestion, made by one incarcerated person to another when contraband is passed and needs to be quickly hidden from the light of day from those in authority.

Here’s the radio you requested from Big Bubba, but you better tuck it up your tail pretty quick because here comes Sgt. Pimpleface!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023