Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

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<.7.9.7.6.> We Are Sold Out Of Those<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

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Out of puff

Mostly Aussie means that you're out of energy.

"Can I have a break from walking for a second, I'm out of puff mate."
"Nah, stop being lazy."

by icantbestuffedtomakeauser March 3, 2023

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Dating back to the pre historic era national whip it out day is a day when men are permitted by the rules of nature to whip it out although men must control their most valuable cargo this holiday dose not apply to she-males or people who belive there is more than 2 genders and is also exclusive to men of all ages

Ricky: Hi Sally

Sally: Hey Ricky

Ricky: Happy National Whip It Out Day whips it out
Sally: OH wow look at the masterpiece happy National Whip It Out Day

by DizzyCannon7211 April 19, 2020

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michigan take out

When you're ralling your girl for so long that you get hungry and get takeout from your last meal and proceed to eat it while stilling having sex

Yo the sex I did with that girl last night I just had to Michigan Take Out

by TheHawk98095 January 3, 2017

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National pass out on will websters beach day

August 9th is national pass out on will websters beach day, get so drunk you pass out on the sand.

"National Pass Out on Will Websters Beach Day" is described as a day on August 9th where people drink as much alcohol as they can until they pass out on the sand at Will Websters Beach.

by Hdbejdidn August 9, 2024

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