What am I doing with my life

Why are you here?

“What am I doing with my life?”

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

oh my goth i'm tho goth

It's what someone who's goth (they usually have a lisp) says when they think they're all goth and stuff.

"Like,oh my goth i'm tho goth"...

by Beavis....... September 12, 2005

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

Tongue my hole and make me cum !

"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.

Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !

by eda-skip October 9, 2021

get your willy out of my chili

Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."

Paul: So what are you doing after class?
John: Get your willy out of my chili.

by Plugga December 9, 2008

It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel

Snoop Dog speak for It's off the Hook my brotha!

Snoop, how cool was that party?
"It's Off the Hizzel fo' Shizzel my nizzel"

by The Docta April 29, 2003